Pain Then Pleasure

“Oh,” said the man, delightedly. “Do you know, I’ve been at this all day and you’re the first to agree to my terms?” He shook Pete’s hand. Pete shrugged, he was up for experiencing some extremes.

“So,” said the little man, “one hour of the worst pain you can experience, followed by an hour of the greatest pleasure.” He led Pete to a bare room and sat him on the floor. He closed the door as the screaming started. It didn’t take long before even that stopped.

Two hours later he opened the door to stop the pleasure. The screaming returned.


 

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An Erlking’s Daughter

Ernie hates storms. I thought it was the wind and rain, that Ernie wasn’t so bright, but now I know better.

The night I learned better was a big winter storm. I loved the sound of heavy rain hitting the roof, but that was Ernie’s trigger to start barking and pacing. I sent him to his bed. The whining was quieter at least, and I heard the shed door as wind ripped it open. I swore. I’d forgotten to close it and rain would rust all the machinery.

I threw on my jacket, thrust feet into boots and headed out. The wind hit me like a wave. There was an odd noise, but it was probably creaking trees so I pushed on to close the shed. When I’d latched and locked the door I heard the noise again. It was singing. Who’d be out singing in a night like this?

It was a woman. Hair loose and flying, dress soaked through from the rain, she stood on the edge of the light from my windows. Her song was adventure, power, lust, everything my farm wasn’t and I stepped forward. But then I heard frenzied barking from inside. Ernie was pressed against the window, teeth bared. I looked back to the woman and saw a thing instead – all wood and willow hair, with thick root feet and bramble claws.

I ran, but it was faster. Briars grabbed me and I fell, but Ernie was there, grabbing my shirt and hauling me in. The lucky horseshoe over the door fell, and sheared the bramble branches like an axe. There was an awful screech outside. I slammed the door.

The next day I burned the remaining twigs, though they scratched and clung to me. Ernie got steak, and can bark all he likes.


 

I saw the amazing Robert Hofmann singing The Erlking this weekend (backed by some wonderful musicians). It seems to have stuck. This was a tough one to get out on the page though.

Garden Karma

Cynthia adored her garden. It was a slice of Eden, tamed and kept. Everything in it was edible, gorgeous, or both. Her favourite were the artistically planted, soft-leaved lettuces.

She hunted down all pests, squashing aphids between her fingers, chopping slugs in half with the trowel. One day she found five snails and crunched them beneath her slipper, then scraped the remains onto a bird feeder.

She didn’t remember her dreams that night, but woke unrefreshed and irritable.

In the garden were more snails. She disposed of them, but found another on the bird feeder, cannibalising its departed comrades. Cynthia hurled the snail into Brian Finton’s garden, hoping it would warn other snails to keep out, or get eaten by that yappy dog.

That night she dreamed of unseen pursuit.

The next morning she found twenty snails, munching on decimated marigolds. In a fury she went between them, wielding her trowel like a gladius until every trespasser lay dead.

In her dream she fell into a deep, soggy hole. She saw the first snails glide over the pit edge. A few at first, then a wave, a thousand soft bodies and crisp shells descending. Some dropped and she stomped them into the mud, but thousands more…

She woke with a gasp.

Outside her garden was overrun by snails, thousands of them. Her lettuces were sad, green stumps, encased in shells. Brian next door was woken by the screaming. He went to complain, but was hit by an airborne snail. He left her alone.

Cynthia eventually fell asleep in her ruined garden, surrounded by crushed and bisected snails. She opened her eyes in the hole, her body already covered as more crawled towards her. Tiny tongues rasped like a cat lick, rough, but painless at first. They didn’t stop.

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I really enjoyed writing this one. Just look at those scheming little slimeballs in the picture. I’d watch out if I were you.

Not really sure what genre this fits best, if any.

Final Messages

Mate, I snuck my phone in.

No one believes the rumours. No one will believe me.

Elle from work came too, I thought if the rumours were true she’d protect me. Women should be safe, right?

She’s one of them.

Thinking back, she mentioned the Mantis Club first, made me curious. Has she been grooming me this whole time? I thought it was my idea.

I’m going to run for the fire escape.


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Bloody Ella

Her little knife made gentle cuts, so she wouldn’t mar the material.

Cut, cut, pull. A glove.

Cut, cut, cut, pull. A sleeve.

She giggled as the sewing machine hummed. Her sisters dangled, dripped, and gasped. Finally dressed, she laughed in their raw faces. Who were the ugly sisters now? She tried their old insults on her tongue and savoured the taste.

No fairy, no pumpkin, no slippers, but:

“I shall go to the ball!”

 


Bonus weekend story! Courtesy of the 75 word challenge at SFFChronicles.

Cthuhlini

Deep in our cave I let water currents rock her cradle.

 

“Hush little baby go to sleep

Resting in the watery deep

Sleep like a hibernating frog

While we wait for the return of dead gods

When those dead gods do awake

We’ll rise up and the world we’ll break

Dream of the screams of mankind

When you awake and eat their minds”

 

Oh, she waved her tiny claw and octopus tentacle at me. Adorable.


Pai Cthulhu by Wilmonjv

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All Right Now

“Jen, you’re awake. Excellent. You may feel rather woozy. That’s normal.

“Now, to check everything is working please raise your hand. Good. Touch your mouth, your nose. Good. Blink your eye. Raise your foot. Great.

“I’m about to introduce you to your new twin. Your ‘better half’ as it were, haha. She would like you to see this as liberation rather than separation. She does. We left you all the memories she didn’t want.”

 


I don’t normally write horror, but this was my attempt at it. I was going for good old-fashioned body horror of the “I’ve just woken up and half of me is missing” variety, but I’m not sure it came across well. I think I needed to be more visceral and get in the head of the afflicted person to do that properly.

Shrine

If only I’d never found the mossy shrine behind the waterfall. It wasn’t wet rocks that made me slip, but that malign will. It is too horrible to believe that I fell by mere chance, smearing blood across the altar.

This modern world is not equipped to stop them. What saint makes miracles today? Twisting flesh writhes at the edges of my vision. They won’t let me sleep.

Why won’t they let me sleep?


 

My actual entry for the weird fiction prompt. I originally titled it Release, but I think Shrine is better. I kept the “waterfall veiling evil” imagery from the Dionead story (although you could argue a dionead isn’t evil, just hungry), but tried to steer more explicitly Lovecraftian.

Ginger’s Bride

Ginger reached out his hard baked hands and caressed Cookie’s soft, doughy face.

“They’ll never separate us. Let’s grow stale together.”

“It’s not right Ginger,” she replied, her icing creased into a frown. “Don’t do this.”

The watching tin soldiers jeered at this, but Ginger silenced them with a glare.

“It’s for your own good, my love. Bake ‘em away toys.”

The soldiers slammed the oven door, muffling her screams. Cookie needed hardening up.


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